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ZAP!!!!!!!!!

Jesus was put back on Earth. He was wearing a white robe. He floated down from the sky. God/Jesus put himself in Toyko, the world's largest city.

Hmm... What should I do first, Jesus pondered to himself...

I will go to a hospital...

So Jesus went to the largest hospital he could find. He teleported himself there.

He walked into the front of the hospital. He told the staff that he was Jesus and that he was going to heal all the patients in the hospital and that they would all live at least to 150 years of age... All of the sudden, patients started walking out... they all felt better. They all were well. Jesus left the hospital.

He then cured all disease in the world about five minutes later.

He then made it so everyone had clean clothes. It was like all 7 billion humans laundry had just been done.

And then Jesus wondered what the perfect gift would be for the moment. He thought to himself that he would make a box full of food and water... delicious foods... the favorite foods of EACH individual human on earth appear near each human on Earth... and it would be personalized with a gift card from God and Jesus.

So he did it, and it happened, instantaneously.

And for everyone who had a memory of a pet that they missed, the pet was resurrected next to the human who missed it.

Version 2Edit

Jesus came back to Earth..............


he made a small tv appear next to each human...


he began to broadcast...


(he spoke in aramaic, but subtitles appeared to everyone in their native language.. translated by a fleet of angels sitting on the moon...)


"HELLO HUMANS!!" Jesus smiled ..... and said...


OK. I am back. First thing is first.... everyone is going to be healthy...

so he eliminated all disease and illness.... anyone too thin/mal-nourished suddenly gained healthy weight and healthy nourishment appeared in their bellies....

everyone with too much fat suddenly lost weight...

ok......

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