CHAPTER 1: Uhhh.......I don't have a title for this one........ Edit
Me: Melt your brain now!
Me: Gonna take a crap!
I:Uhhhh.........I don't get it.
Me: What's not ta get? I gotta take a dump! Its simple!
I:No! I don't get.......wait.......what were we talking about?
Turkeys fall from the sky.
I:Oh my God!!!
I falls from the sky.
Me: I'm so clever.
Turkeys attack Me.
CHAPTER 2: The Aftermath Edit
Me is covered with blood.
Me: What did they want?!
General Gobble: Your SSSSSOOUUULLLL.............
I: Oh, shuddup! They're figments of your imagination.
Me realizes he's been screaming at a donut.
Me: Then why am I all bloody?
I: Uhh.....I dunno......
I hides a knife behind his back.
Me: Yes Donut?
Donut: Kill I.......
Me: Hey I, can I have that knife you stabbed me with repeatedly?
I: (runs away)
Donut: SEIZ HIM!!
Me eats Donut and chases I.
The Author gets Writer's Block so he decides to throw a dinosaur in the mix.
Dinosaur: RAUR......or something........
I: WHAT?! That's the dinosaur?!?
Author: What's wrong with it?! Little rat.......
Me: Die EMO!!!
Me stabs I.
Dinosaur eats I.
Dinosaur blows up.
CHAPTER 3: The Aftermath after the Aftermath Edit
Me: Holy crap! I'm alive! I'M AAALLLIIIIVVVEEE!!!!
I: Bah, shuddup! You're not alive!
Me: But......I'm a cake......
I: Wha--.......never mind! You're a ghost and so am......I.........
Me: So i can do cake things?
I: YOU'RE NOT A FREAKING CAKE!!!
WARNING!! THE AUTHOR IS GETTING BORED SO THE SCENES AHEAD ARE VERY RANDOM! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! Edit
Me: Turkey bacon.
I: Peanut butter.
I puts peanut butter down his pants.
I blows up. (It was explosive peanut butter)
Me: (Singing) Oh I just gotta be Me! Oh I just gotta be me! YEAH! Dig it!
I: Is there a gas leak in here?
Me: There is now.
I passes out after inhaling the fart's fumes.
CHAPTER 4: The Invasion of The Chicken People Edit
I wakes up in a dank prison cell.
I: Oh God, what happened?
Me: Your in the year 2009!
I: Really? I did not know that!
Me: Neither did I. The Chicken Master would like to see you.
Me leads I to a thrown room.
A chicken is sitting on a throne.
Chicken Master: Bawk, bawk, bawk-ka!
I: Wait, WHAT?
Chicken Master: BaWk!
Me: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
I: We're ghosts now remember?
Me: We can still cut your head off though.
Me cuts I's head off.
CHAPTER 5: Weasels and Pickled Bologna (I'm getting tired) Edit
I: Holy crap, where's my head!?!
Me: Chicken Master ate it.
I: OH MY GOD!!
Me: Aw, he'll crap it out in a few hours.
I: One more question: what's with the chapter title?
Me: Read in the parantheses.
Weasels and pickeled bologna fall fom the sky.
Me: Snow men.
I stares at Me.
Me: Aw, the weasels like me!
The weasels attack Me.
Me: AHH THAT'S TOO MUCH LOVE!! WAAAUUU!!!!!
I: (Walks away slowly)
CHAPTER 6: The Aftermath after the Aftermath of the Aftermath Edit
Me was killed by the weasels and is now a ghost 2.0.
Me: Wow! A ghost 2.0! That's so........stupid..........
Me falls from the sky.
Me: Hey, this exact same thing happened to I back in Chapter 1.....
Me hits the ground.
Me: AH! Where'd my teeth go?!?
He Who Bears The Eyeliner Appears.
Me: AHHH!! IT'S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG!! AND HE'S SINGING ONE OF HIS CLASSIC SONGS THAT NO ONE KNOWS ANYMORE BESIDES HIM AND THE AUTHOR!!!
BJA: Do you have the time?/To listen to me whine?/About nothin' an' everythin' all at once?
Me commits ghost suicide.
I: Whew! Finally away from those freaks!
Billie Joe Armstrong appears again.
BJA: Because I wanna be the minority!/I don't need your authority!.....Hey, where'd he go?
BJA: Ah, great! Another stupid character!
He guns down BJA.
He: He wore too much makeup anyway.
BJA: It's called GUYLINER!!
He shoots BJA again.
He: Whoo! He's finally dead!
BJA: (in deep, scary voice) I'LL NEVER DIE.
He runs away screaming.
CHAPTER 7: Boy, this stories dragging on...... Edit
He meets up with Me and I.
Me: AH! It's my twin brother whom I hate cuz he's mom's favorite!
Me shoots He down.
I: He wasn't here that long.
Author: He was a dumb character.
CHAPTER 7: THE END!! Edit
Me: That way!
Me: You said any way, so that way!
I: No, no! One word! Anyway! Not any way! Anyway!
I: Shut up. Y'know what? I'm ending this stupid story.
Author: You can't do that! I'm the---
I grabs the Author by the scruff of the neck.
I: You. Will. End. This. Story. NOW.
Author: OK! OK! Please don't kill me.
CHAPTER 8: JUST KIDDING!!!! Edit
Author: Ha ha! I lied!
Author leaves the country.
Me: WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
Me tries to rip I's mouth off.
I: Get your filthy hands offa me!!
Me for some random reason, turns into a piece of toast.
I: Wow! It worked! So I do have superbalisticialtoastifying powers!
I eats Me.
CHAPTER 9: 2 hours later.......(or, taking a crap.) Edit
I: Uh-oh.....gotta poop.
I goes to the bathroom and takes a crap.
Me jumps outta the toilet.
Me: HA! I knew it! You'd have to poop me out eventually!
I: Ugh, yer disgusting! Get outta here!
Me looks at himself.
Me: OH MY GOD!
Me begins to throw up.
I: Poop throwing up on my floor. Wow. That's uh......that is.......uh......
I goes to therapy.
Me's puke comes to life and eats him.
CHAPTER 10: Oh therapy will you please fill the void......... Edit
Therapist: Let's start with your mother......
I: Well, she gave birth to me........
Therapist: Yes, but,..........uh, never mind.........
I begins to beat himself over the head with a pickle.
Therapist: HEY! That's my new pickle!
Therapist: Sigh......whatta 'bout your dad?
Therapist: Never mind.
Therapist: Whoop! Time's up! Get the **** outta my office!
CHAPTER RED: 11 Edit
Everyone blows up.