I did (very little) research on Star Trek to get me somewhat acquainted, so this stuff will be episodic in nature and have three main characters, two are little parodies of the only two ST characters I know anything about and the third will be based off on crazy Shakespearean logic.
The premise of this thing is that, since a man with a anti-matter rifle is bound to screw up a lot more than a man with a pistol, so the humanity in the future will be more, and not less screwed up than nowadays. Simple logic. Though the guys that wrote Star Trek overlooked this. Christian Guy should see this, by the way.
Captain Kwik[]
Captain of the Hyperprice, after the mutiny. He is not terribly dumb, but the greater part of his brain is usually busy thinking on schemes to profit out of whatever situation he is in, so he seldom shows his enviable brightness. He is megalomaniacal and selfish at the max and cares about his crew only as long as they are being good meatshields for him. Administration major in the Universal University.
Spook[]
The ship's fast-talkin' hard-hittin' science officer. He keeps his cool in all situations, wear those stupid elf ears at all times, he's half human and half Khaki (A alien species whose official language is pseudo-scientific mumbo jumbo) and tries to use probabilities and percentages in every sentence he utters, but he is actually the one intelligent cperson in the ship. Engineering major in the Universal University.
Bawnes[]
A woman disguised as an effeminate man, and medical officer of the ship. She is in love with Kwik since she first met him, and only entered the Universal University (disguised as a man, since only men can be on ships) so that she could one day be in a ship with him. She usually kind, except when Kwik is nearby, in which cases she ignores everything and everyone. She does everything he asks unquestioningly, and thinks he's the greatest person in the entire universe. Medicine major in the Universal University