Rosen Cruz was a great knight
For he shun'd the wrong and did the right.
One day Rosen came upon a great tower
Whereupon was a lady and Rosen saw 'er.
Rosen loved the lady and vowed to save
For she was blond and this was his fave.
He climbed and climbed 'till the top
But when he kiss'd the lady she did go "pop".
For the lady was a disgusting disguised witch
And when realized this, Rosen did say: "Damm".