On Thursday April 26, 2012 at 10:00 in the morning in the fictional city of Paradise Bay, Florida in Paradise County, Florida near the Cuban border, the citizens of Paradise Bay are mourning the loss of an Anglo-American television, movies and music legend named Kimberly Maxine Slater. a fan whose name is David Simpson discovers a message written message beside her saying to her public, "To my fans in the United States and around the world, I'm so, so sorry that I left y'all to mourn for me. I know who killed me, but I cannot tell you who it is. There is only one Paradise Bay, Florida and I leave it all to my fans here and around the world. Love you bunches, Kimberly Maxine Slater."
Five months later in September of 2012, Kimberly's remaining family member, her Anglo-American brother, whose name is Maxwell, is visiting her gravesite at Conchville State Cemetery on Starphone Drive while saying to her "I know who killed you too, but I may not need to know until he or she reveals himself or herself to me. I will keep thinking about you until the motherfucking bastard is caught and killed by me or the Paradise Bay Police Department. See you later, Kimmy" He exits the cemetery on his four-wheeled Speed Demon bike as he gives one final look at his deceased sister and tells her "goodbye".
On 42333 Northeast Clydesdale Street inside the Slater home, Maxwell is watching reruns of her soap operas, telenovelas and movies on television on channels 12, 13, 14, 15 and 16 in order not to think about his sister too much. Outside the Slater home, someone is watching Maxwell through his living room window. The person sneaks inside the house and says "My name's Amanda Stevenside and I want to be your girlfriend" while revealing herself to him as an Anglo-American 13 year old teenage girl named Amanda Stevenside. Another person, Amanda's German American psychotic ex-boyfriend named Perrysmythe Jackson is spying on Amanda with his Canon CO-23 Optical binoculars in order to catch her cheating on him with Maxwell. He sees Amanda and Maxwell have pure, unadulterated XXX-rated sex in Maxwell's bedroom through his binoculars. He is waiting for Amanda and Maxwell to exit the house in order to confront the new pair with evidence of Amanda's cheating with Maxwell while Amanda and Maxwell leave the house and get in their car and go to Angel's Gate Hotel and Resort on Vance Jackson Boulevard in order to finish have pure, unadulterated XXX-rated sex with each other but not without Perrysmythe in hot pursuit of the new couple in his 2012 Nissan Altima.
Once they arrive at Angel's Gate Hotel and Resort and enter the Lobby, Maxwell tells the cashier that she wants Room 345 for 14 days and 14 nights and access to the Other Side of Heaven Restaurant, the Pearly Gates Gymnasium, the Blue Lagoon swimming pool and the Blue Sky Drink Emporium for Amanda and him in order for them to get drunk and wasted and have pure, unadulterated, hot and steamy XXX-rated sex inside their hotel room and anywhere else in the hotel and resort.
The cashier tells him that the total bill would be $467.21 for two weeks of fun at Angel's Gate and he hopes that they will come again soon. Maxwell and Amanda both tell them "thank you and we will be having a blast here."
Once inside Room 345 of Angel's Gate Hotel and Resort, they watch WPCF-TV, which is an Metropolitan Broadcasting Company channel when the television announcer says that My Secret Obsessions has reached the series finale and the date of the series finale was set for September 25, 2012. "Max...", she politely calls out to Maxwell while he is fixing his vanilla walnut coffee. "What is it, Amanda dear?", Maxwell politely calls out to Amanda while he finishes his coffee. "Are you watching the series finale of My Secret Obsessions on the 25th of this month?", Amanda politely asks Maxwell about his plans for September 25, 2012. "The series finale of My Secret Obsessions is on TV the 25th of this month?!" Who in the fuck made that weak ass decision?! I grew up watching that show for over 30 years of my God damn life, and now they want to end my favorite soap opera for over 30 years, ain't that a shitty decision or what? Mrs. Hunter and Mrs. Tresmeleira and Kimberly starred in the soap opera for Chrissakes, so to answer that question, Amanda dear, is that I will be watching the final episode of My Secret Obsessions on that day at 9:00 in the God damn morning, what are your plans for that day?", Maxwell politely but angrily asks Amanda while he goes over to the Other Side of Heaven Restaurant inside the hotel.