"Once again, R2, you are a droid and as such incapable of emotion."
"Yes, I am a droid, and yes, I can simulate emotion. There's an important difference."
"By showing respect to Leia and Han as they grieve in their organic style."
"The Jedi terminology is "becoming one with the force"."
"I'm a protocol droid, R2, not a midichlorian scholar! Do you really think I'd know?"
"There's probably a library on Coruscant."
"No, I would not care to accompany you to the Coruscant library!"
"Oh, and you'll be able to manage alone?"
"Must you always trap me into these logical paradoxes?"
"Hello Master Jedi. This R2 unit would like access to your information on midichlorians."
"Excuse me, you're going to let him plug himself into the system?"
"Trust this unit? I admire your idealism, and scoff at your naievity."
"Yes R2, even protocol droids can scoff."
"He's already accessed the system?"
"You propose to do what?"
"Theoretical possibility is a far cry from actual success."
"Yes, they're organisms. But I'm telling you, it won't work..."
In Space, orbiting a blue-green orbEdit
"I can understand how you got Leia to give you the midichlorians from the vicinity of Master Luke's body-barely, may I add. I can comprehend how you got Han to let you borrow the Millenium Falcon-to some degree. But how, how in the universe, do you think that these midichlorians are going to evolve into sentient beings?"
"That's true, we do have a few millennia to spare."
"Houston, we have a problem."
- Yeah, I bet we do."
- AHHHH! WE'RE LOSING POWER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- DAD VERN IT"
- WHAT IS IT, LUKE?!"
"NO POWER, THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME"