Komodo Dragon & Galliwasp and the Sword of Destiny/Chapter 1

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One Autumn day in east Indonesia a Komodo Dragon called Gilbert, but usually called Gilbert, had a dream in which he was chasing a boar. He was going to get it-
"Wake up, Lazybones!" shrieked his sidekick, Jack P. Slithery, a.k.a. Galliwasp.
"Do you mind?" hissed Komodo Dragon. "It's the weekend."
"So what?" said Galliwasp. "I'm sure there's some missions today."
"I will NOT get out of bed!" shrieked Komodo Dragon.
"Get Out!" shrieked Galliwasp. "Or else!"
"Or else what?"
"Or else you'll miss breakfast."
Komodo Dragon bounced out of bed.
"Why do you have to do that every morning?" he said.
"'Cause," said Galliwasp.
"'Cause why?" said Komodo Dragon.
"Just because."
"Is there any reasons why?" asked Komodo Dragon.
"Nope."
"There has to be some reasons why," said Komodo Dragon.
"Come on, boys," called Komodo Dragon's wife. "Breakfast's ready."
Komodo Dragon sauntered into the kitchen. Galliwasp followed.
"Mmm, Yummy!" said Komodo Dragon. "Boar's my fave."
"Lovely Fish," said Galliwasp. "That's my fave."
"Nah Nah ne Nah Nah, I got up first," chortled Galliwasp.
"Who Cares?" said Komodo Dragon.
"I care."
Komodo Dragon scowled. This was one bad Saturday.
"Get out the door," ordered Galliwasp.
"Why?" yawned Komodo Dragon.
"Because there's some missions to do."
"But I don't hear any beeping," protested Komodo Dragon.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
"Told you so!" chuckled Galliwasp.
Komodo Dragon & Galliwasp rushed upstairs. They got on their superhero suits. They then rushed downstairs.
"Now GEDDOUT!" shouted Galliwasp.
"NO!" shouted Komodo Dragon.
"YES!" shouted Galliwasp.
Komodo Dragon slammed the door and scowled again.
"Look!" screamed Galliwasp.
"Whadissit?" hissed Komodo Dragon.
"The place where they broadcast Panda in Space."
"But I though we were going on a mission," said Komodo Dragon.
"We are," said Galliwasp.
"When?" muttered Komodo Dragon.
"Just after this," said Galliwasp.
"How long will this take?" demanded Komodo Dragon.
"15 minutes," answered Galliwasp.
"15 minutes?" gasped Komodo Dragon.
"Yes," said Galliwasp.
"NO!" screamed Komodo Dragon.
"YES!" screamed Galliwasp.
Komodo Dragon sauntered into the Broadcasting room. Komodo Dragon and Galliwasp's friend, Barry the Badger, sat there.
"How are we today?" asked Barry the Badger.
"Fine," replied Galliwasp.
"No we're not," said Komodo Dragon.
"Yes we are," hissed Galliwasp. "As I was saying, it's fine," he added.
"I see," said Barry.
"Right, we're going," said Galliwasp.
"It's only been a minute," said Komodo Dragon.
"The writer had nothing else on his mind," explained Galliwasp.
"I see," said Komodo Dragon.
"The mission is at the Museum," said Galliwasp.
The dynamic duo hopped into the car, a modified 1995 Audi A4. They then started the car, and headed toward the Museum. Outside the Museum stood Mr. Mammal-Chewing Louse, Komodo Dragon's arch-nemesis.
"You won't get me this time, Kommy boy!" said Mr. Mammal-Chewing Louse.
"Oh yes I will!" cried Komodo Dragon.
Galliwasp turned to his scardeycat face. Mr. Mammal-Chewing Louse released his evil pets, some enlarged flies.
Komodo Dragon flew into the sky. His razor-sharp teeth slashed at the flies, biting their heads off.
Mr. Mammal-Chewing Louse's face turned red. "GRR!" he roared. "I'll get him," muttered Mr. Mammal-Chewing Louse.
"That was good, wasn't it?" beamed Komodo Dragon.
"Yup!" nodded Galliwasp.
The dynamic duo drove back to the garage. They then went in the door.
"Hello boys!" said Komodo Dragon's wife. "You're just in time for lunch."
Komodo Dragon and Galliwasp took off their superhero suits, then walked into the kitchen.
"Lovely boar sandwich," said Komodo Dragon, tucking into his lunch.
"Yummy!" said Galliwasp, tucking into his tuna sandwich.
Galliwasp went downstairs, and turned into his room. He inserted his "Dance Contest" game, and switched on his PS2. He chose the song as "Right Round" by Flo Rida Feat. Ke$ha.
Meanwhile, Komodo Dragon turned on the TV. He was just in time for Southenders, an Indonesian TV show that was set in the south of Jakarta.
Galliwasp looked at the TV. "You're a Dance Legend!" shrieked the Text.
Meanwhile Komodo Dragon's wife turned into his room.
"How are things, dear?" she asked.
"Fine," said Komodo Dragon.
Komodo Dragon looked back at the TV.
"What the?"
When Southenders ended, Komodo Dragon went into Galliwasp's room. He was watching Panda in Space.
"Yes, Yes."
"I thought your were playing Dance Contest," said Komodo Dragon.
"I was," said Galliwasp.
"But how come you're watching this?"
"The game finished."
"How? Did you quit?"
"I did."
"Hmm, I see," said Komodo Dragon.
Komodo Dragon went into the computer Room. He went onto the Computer then went to his Inbox. He had 15 new messages. He read them. I knew most of them were junk, he thought.

"Dinner time!" called Komodo Dragon's wife.
Komodo Dragon and Galliwasp rushed into the room.
Komodo Dragon took a bite out of his Boar pie.
"YEEAGH!" he cried. "This is burning! I need water!"
"Mine's hot as well!" panted Galliwasp.
Komodo Dragon and Galliwasp both blew on their meals, then eat them. They then burped. Next they gulped down their water. They burped again, but less than the next time.