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I can only await to see how you avoid scrooging off of Scroog. Good luck, ReFrankensteinerUser:Serprex 20:17, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh, damm, forgot JAG, well, no time anymore today. But I read the book now, and you lie, mister! Frankenstein's monster has no love affair at all! Also, Frankestein is even more a selfish bastard than the movies make him out to be, and I cheered his monster on the whole book. Also, people had the uncanny habit of telling the WHOLE FUCKING HISTORIES OF THEIR LIVES, at Mary Shelley's time! I mean, first that would-be captain tells it ALL to his sister in the letters, even though she probably already knows it, being her SISTER and all. And then Frankenstein gobbles up the CAPTAIN's time telling HIS history, and his monster decides that the freezing ALPS is a nice place to tell a history! Also, in Victorian England, when a person swears revenge, they swear revenge on every single little thing related, however thinly, to the subject of their revenge; when a person likes someone, they LOVE them with all their hearts and minds, and when a girl is pretty, she's a GODDESS OF BEAUTY capable of putting Aphrodite to shame! Mary Shelley's book reminded me why I hate cheap romanticisms. Also, she said the monster'd go to South America because it's uninhabited down here? Even in her time there were plenty of people down here, plenty of Indians, Black People and Latinos, but we're still people, you snobby Imperialist! Damm you!

Ah, feel better already. Crazy Victorians. --Nonimportant 00:39, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, she wasn't really much of an author, just inspired by chance of being a friend of some freak who liked throwing jolts of electricity over dead frogs. Praps I should only openly relate stories to stories I've read from now on? Sorry for making you read through that mulch, can't say I ever willUser:Serprex 01:59, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

Wait, his favorite colors are red and purple, but in singular form his favorite color is blue? Oh, and nice sharp turnUser:Serprex 00:22, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

No, you must have read wrong, his plural favorites are red and blue, that's why his singular favorite is purple :)

YZHSig   00:51, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Uh...I thought it was pretty obvious his self from 1999 b.c. has a memory less than fitting for a Christmas Past spirit (it'll become apparent why later), but since there were some doubts, I'll follow Murphy's law and make it clear. --Nonimportant 01:25, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Oh, no, not Godwin's law. That Hitler moment is based on the unspoken rule in Sci Fi that if one goes back in time and kills Hitler, there'll be dire repercussions. At best, Stalin will grow too strong and fight and lose a war against the USA and its allies. At worst, a better dictator guy than Hitler obtains power in Germany and wins WWII, conquering the world and bringing an age of rampant evil. So, answering your question, Mr. psychic from Stephen King's book: no, there's no way in hell I'd kill Hitler. --Nonimportant 00:45, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Just when I get use to the whole contradictions of Scrooge plot, you've jabbed in a total tangentUser:Serprex 16:36, 16 July 2008 (UTC)

And I'll soon achieve my goal of a big short story with only one character. Once it's finished, you should try to make a timeline of it and marvel at the loopy and twisted thing that'll come out. I think we all know, but in case anyone's curious where the thing about future Scrúje killing his own grandfather came out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox, the things you can learn with wikipedia are staggering. --Nonimportant 22:52, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

There is more than one character, that scene where his mother is dying while his father gets him to rape his sisterUser:Serprex 02:51, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Uh, I didn't think those count. They are more scenery than characters. I mean, if I made a story about New York and mentioned the people walking around the sidewalks, are those characters? But yes, if I counted every person in the story as characters, then this thing has dozens: His sister, the monks of the big blue cosmic light, Kennedy, his employees, etc. --Nonimportant 23:50, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

I was counting more on whether they had dialogue or not, which would mean only his father is really counted to that. Scrúje's father is Scrúje, perhaps?User:Serprex 02:33, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Aw come on, we never even see him and all his contribution to the story are three words and a comma, he can't count as a character. As for him being Scrúje...I suppose could be possible, yeah. In fact, I could use that to explain why the hooded evil Scrúje hasn't killed him yet, he was protecting himself all this time. OR, I may never mention his father again and let people get their own conclusions on how he looks and who he is. --Nonimportant 02:01, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Uh...I thought the "te" was diminutive form for french. Mostly because I know someone called Bernadete. So how do the French do diminutive forms for names? --Nonimportant 02:44, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

Sorry for the lack of updates lately, but I assure that it was due to circumstances completely out of my control. I do intend to finish this before vacation's over, when my assiduity cannot be counted on. In a totally unrelated subject, them fibre optic thingies are a tad fragile, don't you think? --Nonimportant 21:03, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

I'm one to always think something with the word fiber in it is durableUser:Serprex 20:39, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

The feelings I'm left with after reading this should be clear to you already given the reality of time paradoxesUser:Serprex 00:27, 5 August 2008 (UTC)

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