Blonde

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(The two characters are relative strangers interacting online, both girls)

Hello? Are you walking in your sleep?

Erm… sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.

Wow, that's quite a bit of lack of attention--

I just try to do too much at once, I guess...

Not to be rude but are you blonde?

You think all blondes are stupid don’t you?

Well no but it is more likely...

You so being so discriminatory.

No, I’m blonde!

So discriminatory--

I'm blonde! Why would I think that?

Aside from you just did.

Well it's kind of true...

Oh so just because someone’s stupid means they’re blonde?

You are blonde aren’t you?

Just wait till I tell all my blonde friends about you.

Grr... Are you? Or not?

I’ll tell them how you just jumped to that conclusion…

Uh...

I wonder... What would they say?

Ok, okay I’m sorry.

Ha

You’re not very nice...

Well, are you?

Saying that about people... so crude...

Fine I’m sorry.

At least I didn't discriminate...

Okay, okay, I’m sorry...

Oh, so do you think justa simple 'sorry' is good enough? Considering how mean you were?

What can I do to make it up?

Maybe by apologizing for real.

I am! I was just being curious, and I didn't want it to come out like that...

Just kidding, that was so fun...

Huh?

And no I’m not insulted because I’m not blonde.

Oh yeah, and I’m supposed to be the mean one...

And I'm supposed to be the stupid one...

What are you trying to say?

I guess I’m not too stupid, considering I made you apologize three times in a row.

Smart-aleck blonde girl...

Hey! Don't start that again...

Oops, sorry! Sorry!!! I'm apologizing, aren't I?

(My point exactly.)