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Mark looked at the wetsuit and the wire cutters in the briefcase, wondering what he should do. He immediately made up his mind and closed the briefcase. Looking back to Tina he said, "I think we should play 'Hospital' tonight instead."

Tina propped herself up on her elbows. "Okay, I'll go get my nurse outfit then!"

"Oh, uh, I was kinda hoping you would be the patient," Mark said rather sheepishly. Tina put her hands on her hips and starred at him for a couple seconds. "But you being the nurse is also fine," he quickly added. Tina smiled and turned to leave the room.

"Wait," he said, "as doctor I should supervise all your activities within the hospital."

"Why?" Tina asked blankly.

"Because, uh...because that's the doctor's job," Mark quickly invented.

"Well, we haven't started playing yet," Tina reminded him.

"All right," Mark agreed reluctantly, "go get your stupid 'nurse' outfit on."

"If you're going to be like that, I won't play at all," Tina said sharply as she turned towards the door to Mark's hotel room.

"No, w-w-wait, I'll start again!" Mark pleaded. "I'll do anything you ask!" Smiling smugly, Tina turned back to face Mark. She had him right where she wanted him.

"Anything?" she asked slyly. "What would you do to, say, sleep with me?"

"Are you kidding?" Mark exclaimed. "I'd kill someone for sex with you!"

Tina's smiled widened.

"Then that's what you'll do," she said, still grinning mischievously. "In fact, you will kill my greatest enemy, Captain James E. Durk, the captain of the submarine USS Guppy."

"But he's my best friend in the world!" Mark protested. "We've been friends since kindergarten. Well, okay...maybe not friends per se. We've only been friends since first grade, but we did know each other in kindergarten."

"Well, that's the only way I'll...let you enjoy me," Tina said seductively.

"The answer's no!" Mark replied unwaverly. "A man has to draw the line somewhere!"

"Fine, I guess I'll just...slip out of your fingers," Tina said as she turned to walk out of the room.

"Wait," Mark said after she had gone only a few paces. Tina stopped and turned to look at him. "Okay, fine, I'll do it," he said, "now will you have sex with me?"

"Not until after Durk's dead," she replied, smiling evilly.

At the sight of her seductive smile, Mark prematurely ejaculated in his underwear. He breathed a sigh of relief as Tina looked at him, confused. "Never mind, Tina," Mark said, "I think I'm just gonna hit the sack."

Tina then noticed his sperm-soaked undergarments. "Bastard!"

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Captain James E. Durk of the submarine USS Guppy was asleep when he heard a knock at his door. The knocking continued as he shouted that he was getting dressed. Inpatient with the knocking, he swung the door open to see Mark at the door, gagged and wide eyed with a bomb strapped to him. James shouted, half making to run, when he noticed that the bomb had three hours and thirty five minutes before detonation. He also noticed Mark's head seemed to have been being bashed against his door from the injuries along his forehead

"Christ! What happened to you?"

He didn't notice the woman in a nurse outfit who had been behind Mark until Mark was thrown into him.

"I told you I'd come back for you, Captain James E. Durk of the submarine USS Guppy."

James was bewildered for a moment, but was smirking by the next. He tightened his grip on Mark, "I'm afraid you forgot that there's only one place I can be cornered," he thumped his chest before commanding in a stern voice, "Guppy: Steam up two, minus the bomb."

Tina then watched as James and Mark vaporized. It seems the steam teleportation technology had advanced since she last was in the business of espionage. She kicked the bomb, it had a tracer that was suppose to tell her where the USS Guppy was stationed after being steamed aboard. "Bastard!"

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